bummer.
so, according to the interweb, I'm going to die at age 66. a coworker of mine, who is 45 and slightly heavier than me will allegedly live to 89. oh, and did I mention he recently quit smoking after nearly thirty years?
miyuki, on the other hand, will live to over 95.
so that's one more reason not to breed. who the hell would want MY genes? they're shit.
posted by christian @ 9:22 AM
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holy crap. i don't want to live that long, the world sucks! hopefully i'll get hit by a bus first or something.
If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 102 years or more.
Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 134 lbs.
The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Age of parents
The one biggest negative factor that you have going for you is:
1. Family health
& of course, i don't know my cholesterol garbage either, i hardly eat any animal products though so i figure it's gotta be pretty decent.
-CHA!
The biggest negative factor for me is my gender. Thanks for the fucking advice.
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