newsflash: redneck teen pregnant! father is unknown, cousins being questioned...

it's a sad state of affairs when this is a top news story on yahoo.

those spearseses must be kicking themselves about now. they just watched their SECOND meal ticket fuck up its life and likely derail a lucrative career in the entertainent industry. most families don't get ONE meal ticket child to take advantage of, and they've managed to fuck up two of them.

it's a sad day when billy ray cyrus seems like a swell example of how to raise a kid.

I guess I just have to wonder why, when you have a teenage daughter who is raking in millions of dollars in tv, music, movies, etc, you let her go out and get knocked up. wouldn't you recognise that her value is pretty much optimal when she appears pure and chaste and therefore can be looked up to by stupid little girls everywhere? y'know, something like a role model.

not to say juno wasn't an awesome movie or anything. I'm just saying that's not exactly the role model most parents look to for their young daughters. if I was those spearses, and I recognised the cash cow I had in that little tramp, I would totally lock her away in a dungeon when she wasn't acting on tv. and build a moat.

it's not like she's going to have a "normal" life in showbiz anyway. look at big sis, after all! but I guess she's going to be "normal" after all... and unwed teen mother in the deep south... yeah, that sounds pretty typical. especially if it turns out the father is also a not-so-distant relation...