I don't get it...

why is it no one around me appreciates a really good poop story?

yesterday I made an EPIC poop at work. it was incredible. I wished I had weighed myself before and after, it was that impressive.

every so often, I make such a poop, and it always reminds me that if I were to fall upon hard times, I have a fall-back career option in the gay porn industry. it's just simple algebra. if that much can come out of my butt, surely that much could go into it.

you wouldn't believe some of the looks I got yesterday by co-workers when I mentioned all this...