this is hilarious...

got this memo this morning:

"CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

You ALL have been volunteered to attend

"SENSITIVITY EDUCATION"
(Harassment in the Workplace)

THIS IS NOT VOLUNTARY
IT IS MANDATORY - ALL STAFF

Tuesday, November 27
1st session 3:30-4:30
2nd session 4:30-5:30
NO EXCUSES, NO NOTHING
MAKE ARRANGEMENTS NOW

Thank you, Management"

so I have two and a half weeks to come up with some good insensitive material to bring up at the meeting... any suggestions?